our new boston terrier pup ate about a pound of poop from our 97lbs greater swiss mountain. she then threw up the poop in her crate along with pooping herself in the crate, found some way out go her crate and decided to go everywhere in the house leaving poo prints all over the place.
I shred toilet paper. It’s fun. Not sorry!
I drop bombs.
During a very important meeting for the production of a popular television show, Wade Boggs (pictured) sauntered into the room, under the packed table, and laid one of the largest / most pungent gastrointestinal explosions to date. Quickly removed from the room, it was only right to publicly shame this pooch for his loose caboose.
My bed is 2 months old, but I thought I needed a new one – Thor
I came home one evening to find green “fluff” all over the dining room. I couldn’t figure out what toy he had destroyed, but caught him in the act later on…he had ripped the seams out of his bed, so he could dig the stuffing out!!
Mommy and Daddy don’t want me on the couch.
Daisy can’t stand stuffed animals with eyes – she will attack them and chew out the eyes, leaving the rest of the animal intact.
Just about every time he goes potty outside, he pees on his front leg!
Put my snoring to the test!
“During the night, one of us is peeing on the new subfloor that our owners worked very hard to install, EVEN THOUGH we are let out to potty during the night.” “She did it” “He did it.” Winston the Boston and Ruby the Jack Russell decided to show us that they were fed up with our major renovation, which included ripping up the subfloor in our house and installing a new one. It’s their special way to help us renovate.
