My dog, Josie, skillfully reached up onto the counter and pulled down the lovely pumpkin spice bundt cake I had spent two hours the night before preparing for some friends of mine, and ate the entire thing – all while I was in the shower. She also refused to clean up the crumbs afterwards. Unbelievable.
I ate my little sister’s Birthday Present.
When my mom was busy entertaining guests in another room, I ate half a pot of potato leek soup warming on the stove.
No regrets, except that now I have gas….lots of gas.
I came downstairs one morning to discover Kona had chewed through my roommate’s computer cable. This was just one of several things of my roommate’s that she’s seen fit to tamper with. Silly kid.
My mum spends a fortune on buying me new toys. In just three minutes I rip out the squeaker and eat half the toy (tomorrow I will do little bits of pink rubber in my poo).
I hate a whole box of Twinkies… not just ate them. I opened the box and ripped open each individual plastic package and then left the trash all over the livingroom.
-Buddy
We can’t leave him outside when we leave the house because he digs holes and escapes from under he fence. So we leave him inside and this is what happens. He’s insane but we love him all the same.
In honour of “Get Caught Reading” month, we’re featuring a few dogs who were caught reading the dogshaming book!!
“Mr. George has a hunger for knowledge”…but really he just likes the taste of book binding glue. Don’t leave any books unattended or at dog level.
I am ashamed that I forgot to buy Murphy’s food but I remembered to get Roo’s cat food. I’m a bad mummy 🙁
Congrats Avril Kelly from Toronto, Ontario! Your submission has earned you the first win for our Mutter’s Day Contest, week 2! Keep an eye our for an email from us! Stay tuned everyone, the second winner will be announced later today. You still have plenty of time to submit your picture to the Mutter’s day contest. If you need a refresher on the contest guidelines, click here! Again, if you can’t wait to win the contest, you can always buy your own copy of the Dog Shaming book here!
“I ate the humans eggs for their Easter egg hunt.” My name is Gertie and I love to eat! So when my mom hid eggs for my human sisters I decided to help with the egg hunt too! Now I have stinky egg farts!
