I was upset about having to be in the basement with another dog and not with the humans, so I pooped and wiped my rear on the stairs.
This is not the Stairway to Heaven

I was upset about having to be in the basement with another dog and not with the humans, so I pooped and wiped my rear on the stairs.
Shaming doesn’t phase Tim the border collie who rolled in some fresh deer poop and is very proud of himself.
I wanted to play with the neighbour’s ball, so I opened our gate, opened their gate, fetched the ball, brought it back to our garden and chewed it to pieces.
Two dogs sitting together, signs reads 1. sisters 2. my parents haven’t told me but I think I’m adopted.
They stole my 6 and 3 year old’s advent calendar from the kitchen and destroyed it.
I eat poop and it upsets my stomach (weird!), so I leaked diarrhea in Mommy’s home office… and she sat in it.
She showered and cleaned it up.
A few minutes later, I thanked her by throwing up poop all over her.
… I thought it was hysterical.
I barked all the way through my mommy’s conference call.
I ate my own poop from backyard then burped in mommy’s face 🙁
“We already ate our beds so we ate our cat’s bed too. It was delicious.” Came home from the store to find my cat looking down at her new and improved basket. Looks like Rocko and Izzy moved on to her bed after destroying their own yesterday. Hope my bed isn’t next….
My kitty sister Kyra always takes my bed and I don’t know what to do!