Tango likes to mark his territory and his humans. He peed on his foster mom in her sleep.
I Love you a ‘wee’ bit too Much
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Tango likes to mark his territory and his humans. He peed on his foster mom in her sleep.
I ate a vibrator.
We thought we’d be safe from property destruction if we crated PJ. Unfortunately, PJ outsmarted all of us.
Bailey decided to hide the organic free-range eggs all over the house. He is only sorry he was caught before he got to eat them
Sacky got groomed on a Saturday and was looking handsome and his fur was so white! By Sunday evening, he had ruined his pearly white fur… He was licking up some grease underneath the grill when some dripped onto his head.
His grooming cost us $50.
“I barfed all over myself….so I had to get a bath!”
🙁
-Oreo
Wiki likes to jump into the bathtub to let his owner know that his water bowl is empty. She has been trying to regulate his water intake at night before bedtime and this is his form of protest.
Jolie waits until we leave the house to do a food sweep every day. I’ve gotten really good about picking up anything that remotely smells like food but forgot about the pop tarts I put in my daughter’s College Care Package. The box was triple taped but she managed to break in. I found it hiding underneath a table in a corner. She went right for the Pop Tarts and has been pooping them for the past 48 hours. She is right, I am still mad at her but am glad that she seems to be feeling better.
This is Piper. She’s a 7 year old Bichon Poodle mix. This sign reads, “i eat a dozen cookies off the counter and puke around the house and in my gma’s mustang.”