I go outside every 10 minutes to eat the birdseed …when there is no birdseed I eat the bird feeder
Bird feeder eater
Posts Tagged: Beagle
No Thumbs? No problem!
I FIGURED OUT HOW TO OPEN THE FRIDGE – AND THEN CLOSE IT WHEN I’M DONE
IN THE LAST 2 DAYS I HAVE EATEN: 2 SALMON FILLETS, 1 GOOSE BREAST AND A SLICE OF PIZZA
I HAVE NO SHAME
Beagle owners will totally get this one!
I can barely open the container these were in, and I have thumbs.
Official Package Inspector
Sheldon has a bed in my home office and is a faithful work companion. However, he is obsessed with packages and checks them all for snacks – sometimes prior to my approval/checking contents. He is not sorry and will do this again any time he has the chance!
Beagle Hat Trick
Daddy left home for 1 hour and mistakes were made.
Heph, 7, Nim, 3, and Orph, 4 months, pulled out the trash can, threw trash around the house, and pulled off an entire roll of toilet paper. Don’t let the little one fool you….he’s the TP kid.
Side-eye Sorrow
I escaped the fenced garden, crossed an icy canal (I am very lucky that the ice was thick enough to hold me!), chased a fox, rolled in something smelly, chased a cat, and made my mommy cry. I am a brat. (Look at this face, you can’t be angry at this face!)
Double-double, child’s in trouble
Casey the Beagle has a nose for trouble- and fruity flavoured lip balm. Her boy, age 12, did not close the gate and she discovered a new lemon EOS lip balm in her sister’s (age 10) room. Her Westie fur brother, Petey, had no comment on the matter. Needless to say, constipation is not an issue!
NY state of shame
A good friend of mine just returned from New York and brought me this awesome baseball that had NewYork written on it. i haven’t even shown it to Ares (my dog) so i wouldn’t make him curious. I thought i went out to get him a treat too so i strategically placed the ball on top of the 1.2m table out of his reach (he has a history of tracking down new things) . Unfortunately, the table had a sheet on it and it was all Ares needed. By the time i got back (about 5-8minutes) he already finished with the ball and was sleeping in his bed.
I’m not even mad!
While in the basement putting away Christmas decorations, my 4 year old beagle helped himself to an entire
pizza.
Newton’s New Year Surprise
“I rang in the new year by peeing on my friend’s couch.”
My friend and her husband invited Newton and I over this year for New Year’s Eve. Everything was going fine until out of nowhere, Newton jumped on the couch, looked at me, and peed. Newton’s New Year resolution? Show a little more class when visiting other people’s homes.
