This is Dude. He likes to be comfy and the chair just isn’t comfy enough, but the back rest cushion is! He likes to sit on the top of the cushion and totally ruin its form. The tin foil was supposed to be a deterrent for him getting up there, but it obviously isn’t working. Sign reads, “Tin foil doesn’t scare me … I’m a cushion squishing jerk. Dude”
“I ate flour then drank water. Not only were my whiskers stuck together, I also left dough pawprints on the carpet.” – Blaze
I caught this fish so don’t ask me to throw it back.
I was humping my mommy, like I always do…. BUT this time I FARTED with each thrust!!!
Tucker is a beagle-lab mix who likes to counter-surf when his humans are not looking. This time he overestimated how hungry he actually was. “I ate a box of donuts and a loaf of bread. Now I have a tummy ache :(“
“I was caught eating from the litter box”
“I am NOT a bad dog – Love, Jaycee.” Our rescued beagle Jaycee was offended that we had this funny Bad Dog book in the house and took care of it for us. This joins the list of things she has chewed including but not limited to: Flip Flops, Bras, Panties, Spinach plants, Paper towels, her pet bed and her sister’s dog bed, the soles of shoes….etc
It was the parrot, I think!
I was being walked on a nice Seattle day, and I saw a couple young kids with bags from Popeye’s Chicken. I decided I should get my leash tangled around the smallest one, and when my owner was busy trying to untangle us, I made a mad dash for the chicken.
There is no reward without risk, and the spicy chicken bites were well worth the risk.
I require the most expensive double-ground mulch for my sunning pleasure. I’m not ashamed.
