I took the pizza under the dining room table…
It was delicious!!
I’m sorta sorry…
Otis and Pizza… Hmmm…

I took the pizza under the dining room table…
It was delicious!!
I’m sorta sorry…
My excessive drooling makes food stick to my ears so my mom makes me wear a snood when I eat.
i pulled out all the stuffing in my plush yellow duck toy, so my mama’s making me wear it as a costume for halloween.
—-mooji, 4 months old.
“I just threw up a thong…” (this is NOT a one-time occurrence for basset/dachshund Wesley. Naughty dog.)
Charley is our Bassett Shar-Pei rescue who loves to eat bunny poop!
Editor’s note: best. face. ever.
Coco loves cross-stitch!
I chewed 3 Kindles and ruined them.
Bad Basset. Loves to eat toilet paper for attention
I steal kitchen towels.
This is Sophie the Basset.
I have eaten:
Several pairs of $100+ headphones.
My dad’s passport.
An $11,000 check.
Every piece of paper I’ve ever seen.