I roll in other dogs’ poop, so the human has to give me a shower. (-That’s why I’m all wet.)
It’s because I love the lather

I roll in other dogs’ poop, so the human has to give me a shower. (-That’s why I’m all wet.)
I am a Chapstick stealing jerk. I ate all the eos lip balms in perpetration for my peoples return, nothing better than perfectly moisturized lips.
Dottie is a true millennial – while her older brother eats hard-bound books, she is technologically advanced – eating first a smart phone and then moving on to an iPad air. She’s incredibly savvy – and she is not sorry.
Rosie’s hound nose gets her into trouble a lot of the time. While I was in the shower, she decided that her own food was not good enough and went for mine instead. Being a long dog really helps reach tall spots. “While mom is in the shower, I like to eat her treats before she gets to enjoy them. I regret nothing. Her treats are delicious!” ~Rosie
Left my one year old dog Chloe home alone with her older brother Xavier. She felt that we were never coming back and ate the door while brother stood and watched.
Naughty Marlee mauled our homemade bread while we were at church this morning.
Harley Quinn steals highlighter and eats it – ends up with yellow feet and jowels
Tet chewed up a whole package of rainbow construction paper all over Mommy and Daddy’s bedroom. Maybe he wanted to add a splash of colour!?
Gluing Back Together The Pieces of A Broken Heart: One quiet winter night our Bassets (Tommy & Nelson) decided to chase each other around the living room… a Mexican handmade glass mosaic heart, was the price to pay.
I licked my butt so much Daddy took me to the ER. It was 12:01 am on Christmas Day. Merry Christmas!