“We locked ourselves in the bathroom to get out of taking a bath. Mommy spent almost an hour trying to break the door down with various tools. When she finally got the door open, you can bet your bottoms we still had to take a bath.”
I ate the dog walker’s chicken salad. No regrets, it was tasty and I am starved! -Addy
Addy is not starved she is very well fed, we just spent Thanksgiving with my parents where my mother spoils her rotten, she sent us home with shopped up chicken breast to ‘ease the transition’. And she gets multiple biscuits daily from the front desk in our building. She is NOT starved!
My name is Jorge. My first day at my foster home I peed on a running floor fan. I figure it was the easiest way to mark the entire place as my own!
Mya (the brindle) and Opal (the ticked) were not excited about our poster of Jesus whose eyes follow you when you move around the room.
My name is Tucker.
I chewed my mommy’s brand new pair of jeans.
I’m so cute that she probably won’t stay mad for long though.
“I ate my bed, can I sleep with you??” This was Beau’s 5th bed since we rescued him… Just 5 months prior! He’s a special, special guy!! 🙂
When my parents leave, I jump on the counter and steal oven mitts. They NEVER stand a chance with me! Mom was mad! 🙁
Sunny wouldn’t stop chewing on one of his back paws. We came home to bloody footprints and had to make him a cone, which turns out to be the ultimate cone of shame.
Miranda likes to sneak about the house and find the unprotected tissue boxes, then she proceeds to pull the tissues out and eat them. She’s incredibly sly about it and usually she only gets caught when she walks back in the room with bits of tissue on her face, or if you are lucky enough to walk up on her in the act.
Not every flying disc is worth chasing, according to this clever Staffie. Rather than jump for it, Sun will outrun it, sit his tush down and confidently wait for the frisbee to fall into his mouth. It’s beyond funny when he miscalculates the drop point and gets smacked by the disc!
Editor’s Note: This is Sun’s second shaming. Click here’s his first. What a wonderful dog!
