My name is Lolly and I’m a 2 year old Border Terrier. I destroyed my parents’ duvet and Egyptian cotton sheets. I knew I was being bad but I did it anyway. I ran away and hid before my parents saw. I’ll probably do it again.
Chomp like an Egyptian
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Lulu’s Thanksgiving feast
Lulu was feeling left out in the Thanksgiving festivities so she had her own little party involving her dad’s wallet. She completely destroyed all credit/debit cards and left him with one chewed up 10! She’s not at all sorry! Next time share the real meal and your things won’t get hurt! Gobble gobble! Love Lulu
Medal of (dis)honour
My lab, Kimber, destroyed my Alpha Chi Honor Society medal. She’s pretty ashamed.
Murphy’s Law
This pillow was no match for our Golden Doodle, Murphy. He destroyed the pillow once, so I took it to the upholsterer to be fixed. It wasn’t back out on our chair for 2 days before he destroyed it again.
A stethoscope a day keeps the doctor….angry?
Came home from a flying lesson pleasantly surprised to find that skip had not destroyed anything significant. My bubble of joy was burst when I walked over to his bed to find my Littmann stethoscope in 2+ pieces. “I ate dad’s $200 stethoscope”
Give voting rights to dogs!
I destroyed the human’s ballot while he was at work. I have no respect for the democratic process.
Harvey Killed the Sofa
Harvey the dog has destroyed the sofa once and for all.
Dutchess, The Destroyer
I call Duchess “The Destroyer” because she loves to rip things to shreds. This is only one of many things that she’s destroyed! Her repertoire includes socks, toilet paper, underwear, newspaper, puppy pads, soft toys, tennis balls and pillows!
What? I can pay the bills.
Stopped to get Beckett a doggie ice cream after dinner only to find my cheque book destroyed and blue ink on her paws and the couch!
Worlds Fastest Wallet Destroyer
My name is Opie, and I destroyed my Dad’s wallet in less than 15 minutes. I was shooting for a world record. Mommy and Daddy clearly didn’t agree with my idea.
