Benny adds “outdoor furniture destroyer” to his indoor repertoire.
Laffy (Barfy) Taffy
I come home from college for one day and Taffy decides to throw up right next to me and then lick me. Love her to death but sometimes…
A Little New Year Smile
Baby Benjamin has some bad acid reflux and spits up often. Mom put him in his swing to nap while she went to feed his big brother lunch. Ben was just out of sight when our Boston Terrier-border collie mix, Abbie, ran over to the swing and started to prance around and whine. Mom thought she needed to go outside. Then Abbie barked and mom noticed Benjamin was choking on his spit up. Now Abbie gets a lot of treats and mom is too scared to sleep.
Thank Goodness I’m cute. What??
“My mom and dad could have bought 5 replacements for me for the cost of the hearing aid I chewed up ($2,300). But they didn’t.”
This is the only thing Gordie has destroyed in 5 years. He’s a good dog!
The Delicate Paws
Our dog Velvet (the tan one) has delicate paws so she can’t run along side us when we bike, which we do a lot! My husband devised two bike sidecars for Velvet and our other dog, Bailey, so that they can accompany us on our bike trips around town. Velvet looks ashamed but she secretly loves the bike bags and hops in them whenever she can
The Dark Side wins again
Obi is named for a powerful Jedi, but he cant seem to stay away from the Dark Side.
Asta La Lipstick, Baby
I eat my Mom’s lipstick.
Asta the Dog
No More Laundry
-I like to eat Mommy’s laundry baskets.
This is the fourth basket that she has eaten. We hid them and she still finds them.
A Tissue for Your Issue?
I go through my family’s trash and take out their used tissues. Then I munch on them. I am a booger eater.
You Shall Not Covet Your Neighbour’s Toys
I keep stealing the neighbour’s toys. Daisy is 3 years old and she has been stealing the neighbour’s little kids toys for months now.