“Me and the cat always fight for mommy’s attention. So in order for me to get more attention, I framed the cat for digging up mommy’s pot of cactuses in her room!”
It was the cat!
Get That Wookie Off my Cream Sofa!
Chewie sneaks into the lounge (where he knows he’s not allowed) and sleeps on my mummy’s cream sofas.
While My Guitar Gently Pees
Luckily, the pedal was (for the most part) salvageable. Needless to say, I’m not allowed in the room with the guitars anymore. Sorry Daddy. Pugs and kisses — Benjamin
Just Peachy
“I eat rotten peaches that fall in my yard, then throw up the pits in the living room! Yum!” – Mayer
Poopsmart
The Petsmart cashier graciously pointed out that my 6 pound Yorkie Bella “took a doogie” in the cart when I was at the checkout register. Lets just say it was not small. Needless to say I was embarrassed and this picture shows how Bella really feels about it.
Brachycephalic Dogs a.k.a. I’ll-Chew-Your-Wall Dog
“I chew on walls…”
It’s like taking cheese sticks from a baby…
After spending the day outside in the mountains, Nike, our 2 yr old Vizsla, must have worked up an appetite. After being left alone for less than two minutes, she managed to eat 4 whole slices of pizza and an entire box of 12″ cheese sticks from Papa Johns. My 20 month old son Wyatt found the empty box and brought it to me asking for “stick pwease! Stick pwease!” When I told him they were all gone, his tantrum ensued. Thus, the inspiration for this picture.
Using the Force
I pooped out half of a storm trooper… We have no idea where the other half is…
And It’s Only Thursday
I gravitate towards filth. I will find the biggest, muddiest, smelliest puddle in the field to wade through. I have had four baths this week. I am not sorry.
– Daniel
The New Floors Needed Sealant
I peed on the brand new kitchen floors!
