I didn’t poop everything I needed to outside, so I finished in my kennel. Then ate it, threw up, then ate that.
What Goes Around Comes Back Around
The Frisbee Made me do it
Chico was adamant about getting his paws on the Frisbee from under the couch…he couldn’t wait for his mommy to finish making dinner, so he decided to try and move the couch himself.
One’s Flew Over the ChiChi’s Nest
I escaped and was wandering around for a week. My owner was up day and night looking for me! I am not ashamed
<3 Pretty Boy
Good thing I put flyers EVERYWHERE. He is now micro-chipped and has a permanent tag….
Employee of the Month
I ate the notes from mom’s conference call. I am NOT ashamed.
Staffordshoes Terrier
“I chew shoes…”
‘Ooo – expensive new shoes..? Do allow me to modify them for you. Open-toes are SO this season,’ the shoe chewing minx.
Socks Are Friends, Not Food
I started throwing up non stop and mom took me to the vet. Long story short…….emergency surgery and the vet discovered my secret. Yes, I ate 7 athletic socks, an electric cord and a candy wrapper. Apparently this wasn’t a great Christmas gift for my humans but I’m feeling way better not considering this cone, of course.
Counter Mounter
She gave up being contrite on her 13th birthday…
Bunny Love
My mom won’t let me kiss her because I love to eat bunny poop!
Frank, The General Contractor
Frank, 15 months old, has made his Mom a general contractor with all the things he has destroyed in the house. This was his latest achievement.
Losin’ your Loot
Ollie loves treats, a bit too much. When no one was around he got into the Galactic Snaps and ate the whole bag at once. Unfortunately his tiny tummy couldn’t hold it all in and it came right back up. He then attempted to dispose of the evidence, but was caught in the act.
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