Apparently our 8 month old doberman gets bored easily. I was in the shower for 10 minutes and came out to this…
Another one?
“They brought another one home… I am unimpressed.”
Our seven year old Corgi, Bella, had always defied her breed standard and is not a family type dog. She tolerates our three year old based on how much food she drops on the floor. You could almost see her disgust when we brought our newborn home! Poor Bella… 🙂
Smorgasbord Soreness
Last night I raided the laundry hamper and ate 5 pairs of Laura’s underwear, 3 pairs of her shorts, and her favorite bathing suit… and I’d do it again. #mostexpensivedogever #allofjasonsclothesarefine
The Problem With my Aim
My dog Mitch Hedberg constantly (accidentally?) pees on his own leg and then stops to lick it off. I’m not sure what’s worse, that he licks it off, or if he didn’t at all. Should I be glad he cleans up after himself?
All in a day’s work
Kobe: Today while mom and dad were at work I stole 4 pieces of raw chicken from the sink and ate them all and the bags they were in.
Romo: And I destroyed uncle’s slipper… and probably stole some chicken too.
Studfinder
Pepper must have gotten bored and wanted to try out some DIY work around my brand new house.
First Of-fence
I ruined my mommy’s garden pots so I could chase the dog next-door. And took the fence out too.
You Should see the Exit Visa, YUCK!
(Chip’s a Lab-Catahoula mix 1 year old)
One brand new passport: reduced to shreds (and post digested mush. ew)
Chip carefully removed it from atop the Bureau in order to achieve this.
Ding Dong Doodle
” I rang the bell just like mom taught me, but no one came… I had to leave a puddle by the door, and mom still wasn’t happy”
My Goldendoodle is Kai is the sweetest, smartest, calmest 6 month old puppy. He learned the bells within days and rings them to go out. But when I fell asleep on the couch after a long day and didn’t hear him – he had to throw all that training away. Bad mommy!
I got adopted!
My new parents were out enjoying the day running errands….I did NOT want to go back to the shelter, so I turned up the cuteness factor and put them under my spell. They fell in love and had no choice but to take me home even though I wasn’t in the budget or plans….
I’m a happy puppy now and certainly not ashamed,
Lilly (3 1/2 mo)