This is my dog Clark W. Griswold and my cat Rutabaga. Clark really enjoys humping Rutabaga. He has never tried to hump another living thing, but he will hump the hell outta this cat.
no means no
This Is My Dog Clark W Griswold And My Cat
Jerks Quite A Spread Of Shame
Jerks.
quite a spread of shame
The Eyes Have It
the eyes have it, it being shame
A Shameful Love
a shameful love
Our Neighbours Think Her Name Is Bad Dog
Our neighbours think her name is “Bad Dog Molly.”
the neighbors are right
And Again And Again And Again
…and again, and again, and again.
recidivism
Not Acceptable
not acceptable
Crime: Counter Surfing
Crime: Counter Surfing. Shame, shame: “It’s never enuf!” I ate her pork chop even though I get brand-name kibble w/ cheese on top + chicken bits + gravy + baco-bits + other good stuff. Counter Surfing is NOT appreciated.
surf now on the tides of shame
So Shameful They Made A Canonical American Novel
so shameful they made a canonical american novel out of it
I poop in my mom and dad’s bed
I specifically poop right next to my dad, in the middle of the night, so he wakes up to a surprise.
a shameful surprise
