“I like to take used feminine products & hide them under my owner’s bed.”
We always have to close the bathroom doors during that ~special time~
I Like To Take Used Feminine Products Hide Them
I Pee On Other Dogs’ Heads.
I pee on other dogs.
Obis Garden Snobbery Revealed
Obi’s garden snobbery revealed.
I Actually Chased The Postman Down The Road Im A
I actually chased the postman down the road I’m a giant cliché
Mondo Is A Classy Fellow
Mondo is a classy fellow. His hobbies include eating eye glasses, barking at toddlers, and pooping on dirty towels.
I ignore the dog walker
Submitted Anonymously but was so good it needed to be posted immediately.
I Stole A Serving Spoon
She was very sorry and ashamed about what she had done.
I Have A Bed And A House
I have a bed and a house, but I choose to sleep in dirty laundry.
Our little baby Shay.
Sneak And Accomplice
Sneak and accomplice
My Name Is Truffaut I Love Poop
My name is Truffaut, I love poop
