I puke under the bed. Often.
I Puke Under The Bed, Often
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I Flap My Ears At 4am And Wake Every One Up
I flap my ears at 4am and wake every one up.:)
Ear Licker
Paddington won’t stop licking the couch
At The Dog Shaming Household
Here at the Dog Shaming household, our smallest team member requires a five minute petting break from mommy.
I Am Not Allowed To Sit On The Window Sill
“I am NOT allowed to sit on the window sill”
However I do do it anyways, while up here I like to coat the curtains in fur, bark at the neighbours, horde toys and sometimes force open the window with the broken latch.
I Like To Eat Moms Dirty Undies
I like to eat mom’s dirty undies…
Hates Rollerbladers
Hates rollerbladers.
You and me both, buddy.
I Ate The Signage
“I ate the signage”
Favorito, portuguese word for favorite, is an entrepreneur dog. You can see how much work he has. This time he was just checking how big the toilet paper was.
I Wasnt Invited To Shakespeare In The Park
I wasn’t invited to Shakespeare in the Park so I ate all the Shakespeare off the bookcase.
