Ruthie stares at you trying to get into your lap by acting pathetic and trying to use her missing front leg to get more attention than her brother!! No shame at all!!
What’cha thinking about? Oh nothing, just pug stuff…
Childproofed, But Not Puppy-Proofed
I got on top of the kitchen table, chewed the childproofed cap off of a bottle of ibuprofen and ate 13 pills. I had to stay overnight at an emergency clinic, hooked up to an IV. It cost my mom $500…
-Milo
Got Litter Box?
My name is Wally. I like to steal poop from the litter box and eat it. My humans call me a “Turd Burglar”.
I Stole A Sack of Potatoes
Cosmo is a German Shepherd/Basset Hound mix. He nabbed a 10 lb. bag of red potatoes from the storage room at home and dragged it out the doggie door-flap. The potatoes had rolled over the yard like Easter eggs. He was unremorseful.
The Great Danish Bake-Off
Atlas, the 2 year old Dane, always wants to help in the kitchen. He decided we didn’t need all the flour. Also, wet flour is not fun to get out of the carpet.
Hungry-Hungry-Shiba
Our little guy is a chewer. While we thought we had Rigby-proofed the house, it seems that we had neglected to put up the reusable grocery bags.
Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Children!
Yup, he decapitated Barbie all right.
Anyone Want the Last Slice? No?
My name is Ollie and I ate the last piece of my mom and dad’s favorite pizza and didn’t even ask. It was the only thing mom really wanted for dinner. I even licked the crumbs off the floor hoping they wouldn’t notice. I am so ashamed.
Ignorance is Bliss, Right Ada?
Albert is a five year old dwarf German Shepard mix. He was abused and thrown out but he’s the most loving creature there is. However, when mommy leaves his view, he panics.
Ada is so wrong, she’s just right. Ignorance is bliss.
Dead-bolting Straight for the Exit
I learned how to unlock and open the kitchen door in sub zero weather. My mom installed a deadbolt lock. She said if I open the door now I get to join the circus. Bacchus.
