Dog Shaming

Oliver Hates To Be Brushed

Oliver hates to be brushed, but can’t wait to eat his own fur when I’m done. bleh

Ramona The Destroyer

Ramona the destroyer.

I Like To Eat My Human Brothers Crayons

I like to eat my (human) brother’s crayons and poop rainbows in the yard.

Presumably The Guilty Party

Presumably the guilty party.

I Ransacked The House And Ate Bird Food

I ransacked the house and ate bird food when momme went out! I also peed on it!!!!!

I Pooped Out A Seashell

I Eat My Masters Clippings

I eat my master’s clippings… andy other dogs’ nail clippings, and my own nail clippings.

Portias Shame Is Shameful

Portia’s shame is shameful.

Weighs 15 LBS. Takes Up Entire Bed

He’s small, but he’s got surface area. We haven’t slept right in 5 years.

Part Beagle Part Pug, 100% Banshee

Part beagle part pug makes for an interesting howl. Sounds like a cross between someone stepping on a cat and a balloon deflating…only higher pitched!