Happy National Dog Day, everyone!!
I Stole Food Out Of My Mamas Purse
I stole food out of my mama’s purse.
I Like To Eat My Mommys Hair
“I like to eat my Mommy’s hair so my poop comes out like sausages.”
Sometimes all of Trudy’s poops are connected…and sometimes the the hair gets stuck…
Enzo Refuses To Poop When It Rains
Enzo refuses to poop when it rains. He will hold it until he can’t wait any longer.
Right Off The Table
right off the table
He Hates Remote Controls
He hates remote controls almost as much as he hates The Dog Whisperer. Don’t let the sad look fool you, he doesn’t feel bad, he looks like that all the time.
Gordy, The Pillow Licker
Gordy.
The worst part is that you never know until you lay your head on the pillow.
I Love Having Tree Sap On My Belly
I love having tree sap on my belly, even though my owner is allergic to it!
Sorry Barbie
Sorry, Barbie!
No Shame
No shame.