At least they love each other. Our other dog growls. Jealousy shame.
At Least They Love Each Other
I Get To Go To Work With My Person Everyday
I get to go to work with my person everyday. I fart in the conference rooms when the humans are on the phone and can’t escape.
Mommy Said To Stop Digging Up Her Flowers
I Purposefully Loiter By The Apartment Doors
I purposefully loiter by the apartment doors of dogs I don’t like until they bark at me so I can bark back without getting in trouble. I am a criminal mastermind, no?
…And Many More Things
…and many more things
Crunchy Speckled Shame
Crunchy, speckled shame.
If It Has A Head I Will Rip That Off As Well
If it has a head I will rip that off as well, free of charge
Seriously
Seriously.
For Shame Dog, For Shame
For shame, dog. For shame.
I Get Jiggy With My Bed
I get jiggy…with my bed.
