Leather shoes taste better than my dog food
Leather Shoes Taste Better Than My Dog Food
Sock Shaming
Sock Shaming.
I Eat Zippers
$17 for each zipper to be repaired At least 10 pairs of jeans destroyed. Milo is going to have to find a way to pay me back $170 for all the zippers he’s eaten – and kisses don’t count as payment!
Jack Floor Wetting Guard Dog
I Steal Clothes
Couch licker
I Get Scared At The Vet So I Poop In Your Lap
I get scared at the vet so I poop in your lap.
Im A Serial Panty Eater
I Tried To Wee In The Pet Shop I Was Very
Max Is An Extremely Flatulent Dog
Max is an extremely flatulent dog and lets it rip when something feels good…like a back scratch.
Stinker
