This is Floyd, and he lives with us in our rented house.
This Is Floyd, We Rent.
I Pooed In Our Ad-Agency’s Reception.
I’ve now taken to making love to every carpet I sit on.
I Dont Even Bother Going After Tasty Scraps
I don’t even bother going after tasty scraps because I know that this little cretin will beat me to them.
I Bark Forever And I Steal Slippers
I bark forever and I steal slippers.
Baby Food Stealer
Baby food stealer.
I Hide Shoes Every Day
I wait until they are in a hurry and hide the shoes they were going to use, and I think it’s funny…
Cujo Is A Real Life Monster
Cujo is a real life monster.
I Am So Disgusting
I am so disgusting.
Bella Is A Loud Licker At 6 AM
Bella is a LOUD licker. At 6 am.
Dougal Revels In His Owners Pain
Dougal revels in his owner’s pain
