This is Deuce. The smell of his farts has cleared rooms.
This Is Deuce
Skittles Has A Penchant For Dog Biscuits
Skittles has a penchant for dog biscuits, Swedish Fish candy, and (apparently) La-Z-Boy couches. On the sly chewing fetish.
I Did Something With The Baby’s Other Sock
I did something with the baby’s other sock but I’ll never tell!
I also like to lick the baby’s face ALL THE TIME.
I Broke This Beautiful Pottery Cereal Bowl
“I broke this beautiful pottery cereal bowl. It is not the first, nor will it be the last. I hate art.”
People have bad taste, and you’re shaming me?!
I Roll In Dirt Then Jump On The Bed
I roll in dirt, then jump on the bed.
Barging In
“I open the bathroom door… while my mom is on the toilet”
I Ate This Pen
I ate this pen…
Jack Didnt Like This Sign On His Walls
Jack didn’t like this sign on ‘his walls’. He immediately pulled it off and ate it #shameblock
I Eat Trash Everyday
I eat trash everyday.
I’m Rolly And I’m Disgusting
I’m Rolly, and I’m disgusting.
