Dog Shaming

I Chewed The New Curtains

I chewed the new Curtains! and I destroyed the old ones

I am the ultimate chaperone. Hugging is not acceptable either. Owners may though, be allowed to indulge in any of the following: tummy-rubbing, behind-ear scratching and chin-tickling… only to me though.

You’d Never Know We Had A Big Grassy Fenced Yard

You’d never know we had a big, grassy, fenced yard. Not by all the turds in our garage, anyway.

Naughty Step Brothers Like To Tug O War

Naughty step brothers like to tug-o-war with my couch cushions

No Stock Is Safe

No stock is safe, I steal them all.

I Broke Three Headcones Cause They Scare Me So I

I Broke Three Headcones cause they Scare Me So I Run Into Walls.

I Found Mom’s Missing Bra Then I Ate It

I found mom’s missing bra… then I ATE IT!

I Make Whiney Noises When I’m Alone

I make Whiney noises when im alone…

We Dont Need A Sign

We don’t need a sign to know when to look guilty (all that remains of this couch today is the frame).

Scamp, Our Boy