The water from the toilet tastes so much better than the water from my bowl.
The Water From The Toilet Tastes So Much Better

The water from the toilet tastes so much better than the water from my bowl.
This is Dublin. He kills dog toys that make you nostalgic for your youth, but only when they deserve it.
Yup. She ate the floor.
What did the first sign say?
We tried to eat a wombat. The wombat has outwitted us this time.
And I’m pretty sure I have other stuff hidden that my owners don’t know about.
After surgery, mom tagged my cone. It says, ‘My name is Potato and I’m wearing ‘The Cone of Shame’ because I eat CRAP off the ground!’
I psychoanalyzed him and determined that his anger originates in fear.