I used to chew the kids’ crayons, markers, and paint brushes. Then my mom put them in a box. So now I chew the box instead. I am a jerk.
I Used To Chew The Kids Crayons Markers
Nomnomnomnom
Nomnomnomnom!
I Like To Pee On My Masters Feet
I like to pee on my master’s feet when she takes me running…did I mention I pee while running?
Every Single Time Without Exception
Every.Single.Time…. without exception. Moose has some serious issues with PDA.
I Have An Unhealthy Fascination With Cats
I have an unhealthy fascination with cats.
I Steal Kitchen Towels
I steal kitchen towels.
I Dont Give A What
I don’t give a what.
I Push Daddy And Daddy Out Of Bed
I push daddy and daddy out of bed.
And It Gave Me Itchy Splinters In My Mouth So
…and it gave me itchy splinters in my mouth… SO not worth it!
Paws Off The New Camera
PAWS OFF THE NEW CAMERA!
