Mom and dad forget i’m counter height
Mom And Dad Forget I’m Counter Height
I Completely Destroyed This Antique Chair
I completely destroyed this antique chair barking at the dog next door
My Feet Smell Like Corn Chips
My feet smell like corn chips. I have frito paws!
Editor’s note: So does my friend’s dog Kiki!! You are not alone. Mine smell like doritos (by mine I mean my dog, not me. Although….)
Amos Will Only Drink Out Of The Toilet Bowl
Amos will only drink out of the toilet bowl.
Who puked on the duvet?
Bad dog. Bad, bad dog.
I Like To Keep Her Guessing
I like to keep her guessing.
Mind the dishwasher!
When Mommy leaves, I open the dishwasher and eat the spatulas.
Brutus Ate His Little Humans Tooth
Brutus ate his little human’s tooth that she had placed in a jar near her while she wrote the Tooth Fairy a quick note before bed. He took the tooth, but forgot to leave a quarter. Cheap-o!
Juniper Lives To Chase Clam Shells
Juniper lives to chase clam shells. Bt she has NEVER SEEN A CLAM.
