I sneak into the pantry & eat the skin off the potatoes!
Potato Eater

I sneak into the pantry & eat the skin off the potatoes!
I escaped from the backyard to say hello to a chihuahua. He bit me on my nose & I ran back home crying. 🙁
I love every dog I meet and never bark at them but if any animal comes on the TV I go so crazy I almost knock it over (Nat Geo ch. is banned)
I did a sneaky second poop whilst my mum was not looking…and got her fined £50!!!
“I ate my mom’s shoe~ but I don’t want her to leave me, so I didn’t get in too much trouble”
Editor’s note: Holy crap! He ate almost 50% of that shoe! I don’t know if I’m appalled or impressed.
Bad Basset. Loves to eat toilet paper for attention
Jake the Dog: I welcomed the hedgehog to her new home by trying to EAT her. My mom spent an hour plucking quills out of me 🙁
FizzBitch the hedgehog: I chase the dog around the house because he’s scared of me now LoL
I turned over a paint can and then rolled around in it. I look pretty good after three baths but you should see the garage, driveway, and on yeah the cat.
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Editor’s note: Oh dear do I know this feel! With two dogs, it’s even worse. Let me know when you’ve had to reopen a tied up poop bag to try and pick up more poop. Twice. Oh the smell!!