I sneak into the pantry & eat the skin off the potatoes!
I Escaped From The Backyard
I escaped from the backyard to say hello to a chihuahua. He bit me on my nose & I ran back home crying. 🙁
I Love Every Dog I Meet
I love every dog I meet and never bark at them but if any animal comes on the TV I go so crazy I almost knock it over (Nat Geo ch. is banned)
I Did A Sneaky Second Poop
I did a sneaky second poop whilst my mum was not looking…and got her fined £50!!!
I Ate My Mom’s Shoe
“I ate my mom’s shoe~ but I don’t want her to leave me, so I didn’t get in too much trouble”
Editor’s note: Holy crap! He ate almost 50% of that shoe! I don’t know if I’m appalled or impressed.
Bad Basset Loves To Eat Toilet Paper
Bad Basset. Loves to eat toilet paper for attention
Jake The Dog Fears The Hedgehog
Jake the Dog: I welcomed the hedgehog to her new home by trying to EAT her. My mom spent an hour plucking quills out of me 🙁
FizzBitch the hedgehog: I chase the dog around the house because he’s scared of me now LoL
I Turned Over A Paint Can
I turned over a paint can and then rolled around in it. I look pretty good after three baths but you should see the garage, driveway, and on yeah the cat.
No News Is Good News
No News is Good News
Miscalculation of Poops
Editor’s note: Oh dear do I know this feel! With two dogs, it’s even worse. Let me know when you’ve had to reopen a tied up poop bag to try and pick up more poop. Twice. Oh the smell!!