I like to watch myself poop, so I spin around while I go. I step in it EVERY time.
I Like To Watch Myself Poop
I Steal Tomatoes
Those dirty paws… guilty! FOR SHAME!!!
I Like To Bite My Daycare Attendant
I like to bite my daycare attendant! (and I would do it again!)
Just Try And Leave Me Again
Just try and leave me again.
I Hog The Bed
I hog the bed.
I Shed
I shed! Sorry. (not.)
I Always Try To Be Polite And Friendly
‘i always try to be polite and friendly when meeting new people…but my apologies in advance if i sniff your crotch for an awkwardly long time or maybe even give you a little nudge!’
No Shame
No shame
I Have My Own Bed But…
I have my own bed, but I like to sneak into my 7 year old owners’s bed and sleep in there
Shameless Carpet Pee-er
Shameless carpet pee-er..
