Hi my name is Sammie and I make my parents take me everywhere they go (except for work) because I have separation issues.
I Make My Parents Take Me Everywhere They Go

Hi my name is Sammie and I make my parents take me everywhere they go (except for work) because I have separation issues.
My dog is fine. The bank account is not.
Sophie, the cheese connoisseur.
Basic Obedience fail.
I’m a hypoallergenic dog who’s allergic to EVERYTHING…Gerrard
I pulled daddy’s expensive camera off the counter and broke the $400 lens. I’m plotting to get the next one too.
Dirt is Yummy!!!
I like to eat the buttons off mommy’s chef coat!!
In case the sign is not clear, as it was written while I was dripping wet, it says the following: “My name is TJ. I pulled my mom face first into the disgusting Lachine Canal while chasing a gopher, stopping before I got wet myself. Everyone on the bike path and 2 kayakers pointed and laughed. My mom says if she is on YouTube, I will be free to a good home. Or any home. I feel very bad and ashamed (that I did not catch the gopher).”
My grandma made lobster mac & cheese for my mom and dad. I stole it off the counter and shared it with my brother. Oh yeah, I also broke her dish.