Hi my name is Sammie and I make my parents take me everywhere they go (except for work) because I have separation issues.
My Dog Is Fine The Bank Account Is Not
My dog is fine. The bank account is not.
Sophie, The Cheese Connoisseur
Sophie, the cheese connoisseur.
Basic Obedience Fail
Basic Obedience fail.
I’m A Hypoallergenic Dog Whos Allergic To Everything
I’m a hypoallergenic dog who’s allergic to EVERYTHING…Gerrard
I Pulled Daddy’s Expensive Camera Off The Counter
I pulled daddy’s expensive camera off the counter and broke the $400 lens. I’m plotting to get the next one too.
Dirt Is Yummy
Dirt is Yummy!!!
I Like To Eat The Buttons Off Mommy’s Chef Coat
I like to eat the buttons off mommy’s chef coat!!
Care For A Swim, Mommy?
In case the sign is not clear, as it was written while I was dripping wet, it says the following: “My name is TJ. I pulled my mom face first into the disgusting Lachine Canal while chasing a gopher, stopping before I got wet myself. Everyone on the bike path and 2 kayakers pointed and laughed. My mom says if she is on YouTube, I will be free to a good home. Or any home. I feel very bad and ashamed (that I did not catch the gopher).”
Lobster Mac & Cheese Thief
My grandma made lobster mac & cheese for my mom and dad. I stole it off the counter and shared it with my brother. Oh yeah, I also broke her dish.