I barked and growled profusely at a hotel guest that my mom was trying to help -.-
I Think Baseboards Are Yummy
Hi, I’m Mason and I think baseboards are yummy!
I Left A Big Puddle Of Slobber In The Kitchen
I left a big puddle of slobber in the kitchen and my mom slipped and fell in it. I also slobbered on this sign.
And He Doesn’t Even Feel Bad About It
And Carlton doesn’t even feel bad about it.
I didn’t want them to leave without me! (They did anyway)
Note Left By House Keeper
NOTE LEFT BY HOUSE KEEPER…. My dog loves the pool and decided to go swimming when the house keeper was here. After a dip in the pool he came in wet and smelly. The house keeper gave him a shower! He hates showers!
Too Afraid To Get Down
I get on the dining table, but am too afraid to get down.
Self-Punishment
I was so ashamed about getting my mom’s dinner when her back was turned that I punished myself by sending myself to my room before she knew what I did. Any brownie points, mom?
I Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Shade Tree
I don’t need no stinkin’ shade tree.
Don’t Pick Me Up, I Will Pee On You
If a stranger tries to pick me up I will pee or poop down the front of their shirt. I have no shame!
Buster: The Baby Kisser
Buster the Baby Kisser