Dog Shaming

I’m Not A Murderer

I’m not a murderer…I just ate a box of red velvet cake mix

I Ate The Housesitters False Teeth

I ate the housesitter’s false teeth.

I Pooped In The Kiddie Pool

While staying with Moms friends I ate a dog bed, a duraflame log and popped her kiddy pool…twice!

I Have Never Had An Accident Until Now

I have never had an accident.. until mom got new white carpeting.

My Mom Is Head Over Heels For Me, Literally.

“My mom is head over heels for me (literally) thanks to my fear of all wheels (bikes, skates and scooters).” As of today add to that list shopping carts. And as a side note NONE of these wheels are actually moving, just laying on the sidewalk.

I Lick The Baby’s Feet

Charlie believes baby should always be awake when mommy is busy!

I Break Out Of My Backyard

I break out of my backyard and make my daddy chase me in his PJs and no shoes. It’s my favorite game.

Futon Fugitive

Mom and Dad Are So Proud