I have an unhealthy attachment to the laser pointer.
Unhealthy Attachment To The Laser Pointer
Give Me A D, Give Me An O, Give Me A G!
I like chewing on things at my mom’s parents house…
This Is Our Beagle Bagel
This is our Beagle, Bagel, who for the second time in a month or so got up on the table to go through my shopping bags to locate WRAPPED containers of sprinkles, (passing up other food items like peanut butter and Poptarts) to rip them to shreds and eat part of the packaging. He has sprinkle issues.
My Pee Kills The Lawn No Matter What
My pee kills the lawn no matter what my parents do. I made a half circle of dead grass this year and the home owners association fined them. – Jaycee
I Ate Mom’s Wedding Ring
I ate moms wedding ring & it had to be surgically removed from my tummy
Editor’s note: for better or for worse.
It Wasn’t Me
It wasn’t me
I Just Couldn’t Wait For The Frosting
I just couldn’t wait for the frosting!
Mulder’s Bed
Mulder’s bed
Editor’s note: Take me to your litter!
I Ate The Gluten-Free Bread
Editor’s note: and that stuff is expensive! Like $8/loaf!!
Snooping Schnauzer
Thank God tampons aren’t made of chocolate.
