I am so bad I got banned from the groomer; I only got partially done 🙁
I Am So Bad I Got Banned From The Groomer
My People Moved Me To Hawaii
My people moved me to Hawaii…I refuse to like the beach.
I Ate not 1, Not 2, But 3 Pairs Of Mom’s Shoes
I atenot 1’ not 2’ but 3 pairs of mom’s shoes when she was at work.
I Like My Little Sisters Bed Better Than Mine
I like my Little Sister’s bed Better Than Mine.
Pippi Thinks That Lucy Is Her Puppy
Pippi thinks that Lucy is her puppy. After I put Lucy to bed every night she goes in to her room to check on her in her crib because she is POSITIVE that she is better at being her mom than I am!
Cholula Smells Like Corn Chips
When Cholula smells good, she smells like corn chips. When she smells bad, she smells like a shrimp boat.
I Break Into The Bedroom
“I continue to break into the bedroom to eat memory foam”
Too Much Cushion
Too much cushion.
I Steal Things From The Kitchen Counter
I steal things from the kitchen counter and take them to the backyard to eat in “private.” I ran away before my mom could make a real sign. Tyra, age 9.
Cooper Offering His Assistance At Tax Time
Cooper offering his assistance at tax time.
