When you gotta go…
Lacey Smells Her Butt When Anyone Audibly Farts
Lacey smells her butt when anyone audibly farts!
I Do Not Like Having My Nails Dremeled
I do not like having my nails dremeled. So I ate the dremel. – Marco
Zut, Alors!
I ate French word refrigerator magnets. Merde!
Editor’s note: quel chien formidable!!
I Took 4 Sticks Of Butter From A Grocery Bag
I took 4 sticks of butter from a grocery bag. Ate 2, smeared 3rd into the couch. Mom is still searching for the 4th.
Diesel Has Some Splainin’ To Do
Diesel has some Splain’N to Do
I Bark At Shadows On The Fence
My name is Eddie, and I bark at shadows on the fence. I do a lot of other crazy things, but that’s a long list of infractions, and Mom barely got me to sit still long enough for this photo as it is!
That’s An Expensive Two Minutes!
Editor’s note: Oh you’re so Baaaa-aaa—aaad!
NFL Jersey 200 Dogs Face: Priceless
NFL Jersey = $200. Dog’s face after destroying Dad’s souvenir = priceless.
See No Evil
I gouged the eye out of Bunny, my mom’s most prized possession.