Dog Shaming

I Tried To Catch All The Coloured Bubbles

I tried to catch all the coloured bubbles my human sister was blowing around the yard! Side note….thank goodness they where crayola non toxic and mostly washable!

We Broke A Window

We broke a window and no one knows how.

I Shred Everything

I shred EVERYTHING!

I Chewed A Human Bite Guard

I chewed a human bite guard.

I Went Outside Right Before

“I went outside right before bed time and found something in my backyard that smelled so putrid I wanted Mommy and Daddy to smell it too. I had to get a bath so they would stop gagging. (They still don’t know what it was).”

I’m A Neurotic Lotion Licker

I’m a neurotic lotion licker and snotty Kleenex eater. I’m happiest when Mom has dry skin and allergies!! 🙂 Love, Stella

Challenge Accepted

Challenge accepted!

This Is Zoey, Our Sweet Little Relandscaper

This is Zoey, our sweet little relandscaper.

I Can Open The Fridge

Smart dog?! I’m glad my weenies haven’t figured out that trick yet!!

I Killed The Piñata

Oscar thought the kids were in trouble what with all the beating the donkey with a stick so he decided to help.