Hi cutie! You’re a troublemaker!
Hi Cutie You’re A Troublemaker!
Thinks My Owners Can’t See Me
“Thinks my owners can’t see when I dump on the living room floor.” —Rooney the bulldog.
Which Believe Me Is Saying A Lot
….which, believe me, is saying a lot!
Four for you, Muffin & Nilla. You go, Muffin & Nilla!
I Waited Till They Went Out
I waited till they went out, then I opened the freezer door and ate everything I could. I was so cold I got into bed and acted invisible when they came home again…..Alfie, aged 11
And I Wasn’t Even Sorry
“And I wasn’t even sorry.”
I Ate This Bag Of Bread
I ate this bag of Bread (no sorry)
We Ate The Post
We ate the post. Sorry
I Stole An Apple
I took a local, organic apple out of the fruit bowl. Nothing but the best for me. I owe mom $1.
Set Phasers To Cute!
I make tribbles.
Editor’s note: set phasers to cute!
Clutch Is A Naughty Dog
Clutch is a naughty dog.
