I squeal so loud when mommy and daddy get home, I actually set off the window break alarm. Love, Destin.
Down by the River
“I joyfully rolled over on top of a dead fish.” Went for a nice stroll in the park, our dachshund catches a scent of something by the river and starts emphatically rolling around on something in the tall grass. Underneath was a huge dead fish!
Not that into Cricket
I ate half a cricket ball and enjoyed it.
There is no ball whatsoever on this earth that Shadow will not destroy and eat.
Malteasers? Don’t mind if I do.
This is Wally. He managed to climb on top of my sons desk and eat his entire chocolate Easter bunny. He threw up about 22 times. But lived to tell! Would Wally do it all over again? Absolutely!
Editor’s note: With Easter coming up, make sure you keep your chocolate and candy well away from our furry loved ones. If you suspect your dog has ingested chocolate, please contact poison control or your local vet.
Welcome Waggin’
After his first break and enter, Archie decided a life of crime wasn’t for him. Or rather, we had to reinforce under the fence because he thinks nothing of digging a 4ft hole.
Me too! Me too!
No matter what we do to prevent it, Elijah James always manages to get into the litter boxes!!!
“I eat Cat poop, and I like it!!”
Having a Senior Moment
Paco peed on his bedroom pillow in his sleep. The poor little guy looked so embarrassed. Paco got a nice bath, and I brought out his favorite toys to cheer him up. Paco is a sweet senior boston terrier, and a two time cancer survivor. Each day with Paco is a gift, his big smile helps us laugh and keep a sense of humor.
Editor’s note: We love sweet senior dogs here at dogshaming! Paco’s vet gave his owner Heather the news that he had, at most, six months to live… that was two years ago! You go Paco!
Merry Christmas, You’re a Little Late…
I killed a beanbag pillow and turned the house into a winter wonderland. Then I threw up.
Then clean-up killed the vacuum.
I Love you a ‘wee’ bit too Much
Tango likes to mark his territory and his humans. He peed on his foster mom in her sleep.
The Ray Bans Tasted Better in my Opinion
My names Harper and I eat sunglasses… this is my 4th pair