This is all I left of Mom’s favorite pair of heels. It may have taken more than a week to digest. This is my “I’m so sorry that I got caught” face. And I’m sorry the second shoe got thrown away. What a waste.
I have an unhealthy attraction to skunks.
My favorite chew toys are expensive textbooks.
Dog: “I chewed up a check for $3000”
Cat: “I knocked it off the desk and did not care.”
Really rude, guys.
Even after destroying 4 pillows… she still “can’t resist the fluff”!
I peed in your shoes so you wont leave me anymore.
I ate my mom’s scrabble dictionary 🙁
I had breakfast 2x a day for four days straight.
Chester likes to break the house rules….
I eat random dog hair tumblrweeds
