I eat cat poop everything.
I Eat Everything

I eat cat poop everything.
I so skillfully chewed up mom’s food processor blade, I didn’t cut myself once. (and refused to sit still for the photo so mom and dad BOTH had to get involved.)
I ate a blue bingo dabber while my owner was in the store.
I loved the baby’s chalk art so much I just had to roll in it
I sneak into the bathroom & eat the soap.
We completely destroy any toys our mommy and daddy get for us.
forever alone
I Barked at a 2 year old and made her cry
What a big scary adorable furry pup!
Rufus
I annoy my downstairs neighbour, so I have to wear socks.