This is lunar…. short for lunartic
This Is Lunar Short For Lunartic
I Eat Stink Bugs
I eat stink bugs and throw them up on the nice clean floor.
I Pooped Behind Moms Computer Chair
I pooped behind mom’s computer chair and when she rolled back to see what the smell was, she rolled right though my poop.
I Chewed Through The Water Meter
I chewed through the water meter, flooding the backyard!
We Ate The Kid’s Easter Candy
We ate the kids’ Easter candy. We weren’t sorry until the vet made us chase it with activated charcoal.
This happened shortly after we left the house for Easter dinner. We thought the Easter baskets were safely closed in the pantry. Apparently, they weren’t. Good thing the emergency vet is open on Easter.
Why Does My Dog Bark All The Time Siri?
“Why does my dog bark all the time?”
Siri: I don’t know. Frankly, I’ve wondered that myself.”
My Farts Will Make Your Eyes Water
My farts will make your eyes water
This Pillow Was Not Soft Enough On The Outside
This pillow was not soft enough on the outside, so I took some stuffing out to make room and got in…
I’m Part Woodchuck
My name is Jersey and I like to eat wood when mom and dad are gone!
I Share The Baby’s Food When Mom’s Not Looking
I “share” the babies food when moms not looking…
