I always steal the remote when I’m not getting attention.
Remote Stealer

I always steal the remote when I’m not getting attention.
Ate every shoe in the house. Can’t punish him though, look at that face.
I’m obsessed. I refuse to leave my dad’s balls alone.
Birdman farted on the scales at the vets and lost 3/10 of a pound.
The face I put when I hear lighting strikes…
Sadie got into the toilet paper (again)
I’m going as a spider for Halloween!
Shirt says: I am why we can’t have nice things… So true!
Boston always takes Buffet’s bones, toys, treats….you get the idea
Atticus had a hard time learning how to cope with his new head-gear after surgery.