If I can’t listen… no one can!!!
If I Can’t Listen, No One Can

If I can’t listen… no one can!!!
I lick hallucinogenic frogs
I zipped by Gramma and ran down the street because I’m Batdog and I never thought she’d catch me. I was wrong.
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batdog!!
Jersday jerkday!
… and she whines, too.
Big bulldog scared of little kitties.
Hi dad,
I ate a sirloin tip roast and homemade apple pie and pooped all over your beige carpet.
-Blair
At grandpa’s hearing aids that cost $5000.
Sophie <3 age:7
I ate the Halloween candles.
Even while wearing their cones to keep them from pulling out their neutering stitches, our Staff pups Salt and Pepper still managed to destroy the kitchen, including chewing up the cupboards. Luckily we were planning on remodeling it anyway!! 😉