It was a very cold Christmas last year.
I Peed In Company’s Shoe
I peed in company’s shoe (I’m an old lady, give me a break)
My Mom Smelled Trouble In The Air
My mom smelled trouble in the air, but she didn’t get to the litter box in time to stop me.
I Steal The Small Human’s Stuffed Toys
I steal the small human’s stuffed toys while she is eating and then steal her food when she goes to rescue them. -J.D. the stealthy-weim
Brilliance is never sorry!
Macy Is A Very Sneaky Greyhound
Macy is a very sneaky Greyhound and the only dog I’ve ever had that likes fruits and vegetables. She stole this red pepper while I was unpacking the groceries and was having lunch on the sofa when I discovered it.
That Linoleum Was Hideous Anyway.
That linoleum was hideous anyway. Love, Hagrid.
These Were My Glasses
This is Beans. These were my glasses. No Shame.
I Steal Socks From My Human Louis.
My 6 year old was so frustrated he made this sign and took the picture of our dog Rose. “I steal socks from my human Louis.”
My Family Took Me To A Lovely Pumpkin Patch
My family took me to a lovely pumpkin patch and hayride. I rolled in decomposing pumpkin (?) goo and stunk up the rest of the hayride and the car trip home. My sister had to wash me 2X.
I Chewed Up All My Toys
I chewed up ALL my toys, now I have nothing to play with. Sigh 🙁