I pooped on the floor and then took it onto the couch to eat it. I am disgusting.
I Pooped On The Floor And Then Took It

I pooped on the floor and then took it onto the couch to eat it. I am disgusting.
Ella knows who is the favorite in the house!
My name is Ellie (red dog) and I will whine and cry if Izzie (white dog) is getting attention and I’m not. Today I have taken it to a new level.
I AM A WHALE POACHER
I swear I thought it was just a fart!
I only want on the bed after my mommy has been asleep for 10 minutes.
-Daisy
I sometimes fall asleep in daddy’s shoes.
Slobber bubble.
I locked my mom out of the truck when she stopped for fuel on the wat to the vet for my neuter.
Our 10-month-old English Labrador, Tonka, decided to leave a present for Dad when he woke up.
“Who you gonna call!?”
…no one.