I climb up-da-stairs… Cannot climb down
I Climb Up Da Stairs Cannot Climb Down

I climb up-da-stairs… Cannot climb down
“I rolled around in Kangaroo poop and ate it.”
Emmy looking very sad (and guilty) in her bubble bath.
Here you go. Not sure if this one is better to use! Thanks for considering it!
Frank is a tornado, roaring through the lives of his loved ones.
Ed. Note: people still use fax machines?
Hi, I’m Edna. I thought rolling in poop would be a super fun way to spend my Saturday. Now I am ashamed!
This is Christine. She REALLY enjoys devouring my sons dirty cloth diapers. This particular diaper that she destroyed cost $32. I’m sure it was delicious.
Trevor the english setter who can’t tell time
8lb dog eats 10lb burrito
I ate Flat Stanley (my parents 7 year old niece’s school project.)
Gigi doesn’t understand proper food etiquette. She also doesn’t know how to use a phone and that phones do not go in bowls.