I stole and ate an entire bunch of fresh garlic… and then threw it up under Mom and Dad’s Bed. It was the worst thing they have EVER smelled. — An apologetic Maeby.
I Stole And Ate An Entire Bunch Of Fresh Garlic
I Drop My Filthy Tennis Ball On The Babys Head
I drop my filthy tennis ball on the baby’s head and bark at him when he doesn’t throw it for me!
30 Pairs Of Shoes In The Closet I Find The
30 pairs of shoes in the closet…
I find the slippers every time.
My Excessive Drooling Makes Food Stick To My Ears
My excessive drooling makes food stick to my ears so my mom makes me wear a snood when I eat.
Sorry Mom I Drinked All Your BK Gingerbread
“Sorry mom, i drinked all your bk!” Gingerbread shakes are now his favorite!
Ouch
Ouch.
Aka And Emi The Loves Of Our Lives Thank You
Aka and Emi—the loves of our lives. Thank you, Editor, for passing along the term ‘water yarfing’. It fits perfectly.
Editor’s note: seems like the term is catching on!
I Think Anything On The Floor Should Be
I think anything on the floor should be taste-tested, so when my mom assembled new chairs and a sticker fell off one of them, I tried to eat it – sticky side up.
I Pulled Out All The Stuffing In My Plush Yellow
i pulled out all the stuffing in my plush yellow duck toy, so my mama’s making me wear it as a costume for halloween.
—-mooji, 4 months old.
I Spontaneously Drop To The Floor And Play Dead
I spontaneously drop to the floor and play dead even when no one has told me to because I am hoping for treats. I am very dramatic and very greedy. -Charlie
