I ran away and got “arrested” for playing inside the supermarket.
This Is Millie
This is Millie
While My Parents Were Outside Surveying Hurricane
While my parents were outside surveying hurricane damage, I helped myself to their supplies – pepperoni, salami, cheese, macaroni and cheese bites, and marinara. The marinara looked really pretty on the beige carpet.
I Love Eating Electronics
I love eating electronics!
Even With The Cone Of Shame On I Still Managed To
Even with the cone of shame on, I still managed to get into the cat’s litter box and eat all of the poop 🙁
I Use The Doggie Door But Still Come Back Inside
I use the doggie door, but still come back inside to use a puppy pad. I am NOT a puppy.
Twiggy The Old English Sheepdog Thinks She Is
Twiggy the old English sheepdog thinks she is helping me in the kitchen but she is a terrible sous chef.
Momma Says The Reupholstery Cost Is Coming Out Of
Momma says the reupholstery cost is coming out of my toys & treats budget. I hope she doesn’t tell Santa Paws.
Maggie Likes To Do This Every Single Morning
Maggie likes to do this, every single morning.