Partners in crime: Watson (left) has a taste for socks, so we don’t leave them out where he can get them. Mesa (right) fishes them out of the laundry and smuggles them to the puppy. Sneaky kitty.
I Am A Waffle Ninja So Not Ashamed Goodman
I am a waffle ninja (& so NOT ashamed)—Goodman
PS- You have never seen a 115 lb dog be so silent and sneaky. Waffles disappear one by by one…
I Dismember Snowmen Cuz Theyre Creepy Xo
I dismember snowmen cuz they’re creepy! xo Lucifer
I Pooped On The Floor This Morning Charlie Made
I pooped on the floor this morning. Charlie made me do it.
Sorry mom,
Louie Meatball
I Kill Soccer Balls Love Emmie Lou
“I kill soccer balls! love, Emmie-Lou!”
This Is My Five Month Old Pomeranian Teddy He
This is my five-month-old pomeranian, Teddy. He likes to sit on the other dog’s (Lady, the Shih-tzu) head. Even though she was here first and is 8 years older than him! Poor Lady =(
This Is Zadie She Is Camping She Does Not
This is Zadie. She is camping. She does not appreciate potatoes on the ground. She also barked at an onion that fell on the floor. I suppose she just doesn’t like discarded produce.
I Bit A Hole In The Butt Of Mom’s Favourite
I bit a hole in the butt of mom’s favourite jeans.
While she was wearing them.
I Ate My Boys Project Cuz It Had Glued Cheerios
I ate my boy’s project cuz it had clued cheerios on it!
I’m Pebbles I Eat Everything With My Razor Sharp
I’m Pebbles. I eat everything with my razor sharp baby pitbull/boxer teeth. I cant have toys or a nice bed because I eat them all.